Siren Enthusiast Gifts

Paramedic carrying a portable siren.

'Quick, turn the siren on!'

"Forgive Edmund, it's like this everywhere we go! Evertime he hears a siren....lawyer, you know!"

"Sorry we're late. We forgot to turn on the siren."

'I thought I heard a siren.'

'You have the right to remain silent. You also have the right to play with the siren in my squad car, but I'm not suppose to tell you that.'

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

'Stop whispering in my ear, it tickles!'

"It's time to wake up!"

"I realize you don't want to miss that important business call next week, but setting your alarm to go off every 10 minutes until then is getting really annoying."

'He wants to hear the siren voices of the consultants.'

"We're trying to give geriatrics a sexier image..."

"Cat got your tongue?"

"It's my wife - she's trying to lure ships to their doom!"

'Bring back my crystal ball!'

COMPAGNIE D'ASSURANCE DE PARIS, 'I can't believe you sold an insurance policy to NOSTRADAMUS!'

"Our open office floor plan runs much smoother that no one communicates."

'Damn sirens go off as soon as anyone goes near them.'

"e-Harley Hybrids"

No Hand Signals

"Hi! Are you enjoying the peace and quiet?!"

Unusual Staircase

Fire at the Bisto Factory

In an effort to lure a younger generation of sailors the sirens start using autotune.

'We're never going to lure them onto the rocks with you looking like that.'

Quartet of mermaids

'Fortune cookies aren't fun for me. I always know my fortune in advance.'

"It's a new signal to specify that we don't need Robin."

'They're for stiff necks - take two, and avoid skulking around in drafty places!'

Policemen Bill and Alf in police car.

You're letting this security thing go to your head.

"Psst - Evening News."

NYPD Siren Training

Ringing bell

Family and dog, "I think Lassie is trying to tell us something Ma"