Silver Siren Admirer Gifts

Confidences of a Mature Siren.

"This place has the best happy hour."

"Tommy? Hi, this is daddy. How's my big boy? Sweetie, daddy needs your help."

Silver Fox

'He wants to hear the siren voices of the consultants.'

The Great Maldini and his Venomous Snakes

"We're trying to give geriatrics a sexier image..."

City travel: 'If you like our cheese, you'll love Switzerland!'

'We,ve still got it,Fred-it's a pity they don't want it anymore!'

"It's my wife - she's trying to lure ships to their doom!"

Antique silver

A serpent is entering and exiting cloth in an interesting fashion.

Ophiologist

"Hail to thee, blithe spirit!"

Antiques roadshow: 'Yes it's definitely Silver'

'Quick, turn the siren on!'

Coiled snake.'Act calm,relax,take a deep breath and reach for your knife slowly.'

In an effort to lure a younger generation of sailors the sirens start using autotune.

'We're never going to lure them onto the rocks with you looking like that.'

'He didn't buy us as pets, he bought us as pet-food: He has a snake!'

Liv Ullmann

"That's right, sir, you did book a table for four but you didn't say anything about chairs."

"Forgive Edmund, it's like this everywhere we go! Evertime he hears a siren....lawyer, you know!"

Dinner Gong in a Silent Monastery

"Honey, I'm standing on a rock overlooking the most peaceful view, and I'll remain here until I'm rescued..."

'I had a really bad day at work! . . . I was expecting it to be utterly horrific. . . but in the end it was just really bad. . . My cracked glass is half full!'

Grades of booze

Policemen Bill and Alf in police car.

'Gimme a drink! His screeching siren stuck,coming back from the shops.'

Medication: Take to Relieve Stress...

"There's an app for that?"