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Confidences of a Mature Siren.

"This place has the best happy hour."

"Tommy? Hi, this is daddy. How's my big boy? Sweetie, daddy needs your help."

Silver Fox

'He wants to hear the siren voices of the consultants.'

The Great Maldini and his Venomous Snakes

'We,ve still got it,Fred-it's a pity they don't want it anymore!'

City travel: 'If you like our cheese, you'll love Switzerland!'

"We're trying to give geriatrics a sexier image..."

"It's my wife - she's trying to lure ships to their doom!"

"Hail to thee, blithe spirit!"

A serpent is entering and exiting cloth in an interesting fashion.

Ophiologist

Antique silver

George Clooney.

Think positive.

Antiques roadshow: 'Yes it's definitely Silver'

'Quick, turn the siren on!'

Doris Day

Liv Ullmann

'He didn't buy us as pets, he bought us as pet-food: He has a snake!'

Coiled snake.'Act calm,relax,take a deep breath and reach for your knife slowly.'

'We're never going to lure them onto the rocks with you looking like that.'

In an effort to lure a younger generation of sailors the sirens start using autotune.

"That's right, sir, you did book a table for four but you didn't say anything about chairs."

"Forgive Edmund, it's like this everywhere we go! Evertime he hears a siren....lawyer, you know!"

Grades of booze

'I had a really bad day at work! . . . I was expecting it to be utterly horrific. . . but in the end it was just really bad. . . My cracked glass is half full!'

Olga Kurylenko

"Honey, I'm standing on a rock overlooking the most peaceful view, and I'll remain here until I'm rescued..."

Dinner Gong in a Silent Monastery

Policemen Bill and Alf in police car.

'Gimme a drink! His screeching siren stuck,coming back from the shops.'

Humphrey Bogart

"There's an app for that?"