Silver Screen Siren T-Shirts

"We're trying to give geriatrics a sexier image..."

'He wants to hear the siren voices of the consultants.'

"It's my wife - she's trying to lure ships to their doom!"

Silent music

"No Jake, you promised you'd given up the gun."

'Quick, turn the siren on!'

Quartet of mermaids

"I thought Daryl Hannah was promised to King Neptune."

'I am sitting still.'

Movie Angel

In an effort to lure a younger generation of sailors the sirens start using autotune.

'We're never going to lure them onto the rocks with you looking like that.'

"Forgive Edmund, it's like this everywhere we go! Evertime he hears a siren....lawyer, you know!"

I just LOVE these giant mushroom caps. They can be real conversation stoppers just when you need them.

'They're for stiff necks - take two, and avoid skulking around in drafty places!'

Policemen Bill and Alf in police car.

NYPD Siren Training

"Money, of course, is a producer's medium."

Trust the critics. They know best what makes a good movie.

'Gimme a drink! His screeching siren stuck,coming back from the shops.'

Paramedic carrying a portable siren.

Confidences of a Mature Siren.

"Apparently he's from a silent order."

"Digital skid row"

Siren and Pirates

'You have the right to remain silent. You also have the right to play with the siren in my squad car, but I'm not suppose to tell you that.'

Mermaid

Double Feature: Lassie - Rin-Tin-Tin.

'I thought I heard a siren.'

"Sorry we're late. We forgot to turn on the siren."