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"Forgive Edmund, it's like this everywhere we go! Evertime he hears a siren....lawyer, you know!"

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

No Bruch!

'He wants to hear the siren voices of the consultants.'

"We're trying to give geriatrics a sexier image..."

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

"It's my wife - she's trying to lure ships to their doom!"

Silent music

'Quick, turn the siren on!'

'We're never going to lure them onto the rocks with you looking like that.'

Quartet of mermaids

'I am sitting still.'

In an effort to lure a younger generation of sailors the sirens start using autotune.

"I thought Daryl Hannah was promised to King Neptune."

Winter String Quartet

'They're for stiff necks - take two, and avoid skulking around in drafty places!'

Policemen Bill and Alf in police car.

NYPD Siren Training

'We can't go up yet - it's bucketing down!'

Snake charmer charms snake into the shape of a treble clef.

'Gimme a drink! His screeching siren stuck,coming back from the shops.'

Rain cloud follows shepherd.

Paramedic carrying a portable siren.

"Digital skid row"

Mermaid

"We would've listened to the sired in you'd made it sound more appealing."

'You have the right to remain silent. You also have the right to play with the siren in my squad car, but I'm not suppose to tell you that.'

Confidences of a Mature Siren.

"Everybody was kung-fu fighting."

Siren and Pirates

"Sorry we're late. We forgot to turn on the siren."