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"Forgive Edmund, it's like this everywhere we go! Evertime he hears a siren....lawyer, you know!"

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

'He wants to hear the siren voices of the consultants.'

No Bruch!

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

"We're trying to give geriatrics a sexier image..."

"It's my wife - she's trying to lure ships to their doom!"

Silent music

'Quick, turn the siren on!'

"I can't...I mustn't...I shouldn't...I needn't....but I will."

'I am sitting still.'

"That's the wonder of Ewes."

Quartet of mermaids

'We're never going to lure them onto the rocks with you looking like that.'

In an effort to lure a younger generation of sailors the sirens start using autotune.

"I thought Daryl Hannah was promised to King Neptune."

'They're for stiff necks - take two, and avoid skulking around in drafty places!'

Policemen Bill and Alf in police car.

Winter String Quartet

'We can't go up yet - it's bucketing down!'

NYPD Siren Training

Al, I'm pleased that you followed my advice and took up a hobby, but … howling at the moon?

Snake charmer charms snake into the shape of a treble clef.

'Gimme a drink! His screeching siren stuck,coming back from the shops.'

Rain cloud follows shepherd.

'Well, I woke everybody up early this mornin'.'

Paramedic carrying a portable siren.

"Everybody was kung-fu fighting."

Siren and Pirates

"Digital skid row"

Confidences of a Mature Siren.

'You have the right to remain silent. You also have the right to play with the siren in my squad car, but I'm not suppose to tell you that.'

"We would've listened to the sired in you'd made it sound more appealing."

Mermaid