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Siren and Pirates

'He wants to hear the siren voices of the consultants.'

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

'Would you like you steak WITH or WITHOUT a capella?'

Tenors

"We're trying to give geriatrics a sexier image..."

Pirate King

A singer being criticised

"It's my wife - she's trying to lure ships to their doom!"

"Music has doubled my income..."

'Uh-oh, here comes the mike again. Cut the barbershop quartet and go back to mournful whistling.'

Well, it's not my fault if nobody bothered to tune the microphone.'

"I've got a bad feeling about this Kenneth.'

'Quick, turn the siren on!'

Quartet of mermaids

In an effort to lure a younger generation of sailors the sirens start using autotune.

'We're never going to lure them onto the rocks with you looking like that.'

"I thought Daryl Hannah was promised to King Neptune."

"Dad, it's only a surveillance camera."

"Wine and women are off but can sing as much as you like!"

'For God's sake, Tom, just let her cry - I can't stand your singing any longer.'

'I'm not saying he's immature, but 'our song' is the theme to 'Sesame Street'.'

Cows warming up.

"Forgive Edmund, it's like this everywhere we go! Evertime he hears a siren....lawyer, you know!"

New Seekers, New Danger, "I'd like to teach the world to sing..."

Policemen Bill and Alf in police car.

Luciano Povarotti

'They're for stiff necks - take two, and avoid skulking around in drafty places!'

NYPD Siren Training

The Little Engine That Had an Identity Crisis

'Gimme a drink! His screeching siren stuck,coming back from the shops.'

"...And that'll be the year they tied a yellow round the old oak tree."

'Cattle Driver.'