Siren Admirer Gifts

In an effort to lure a younger generation of sailors the sirens start using autotune.

'We're never going to lure them onto the rocks with you looking like that.'

Mermaid

"This place has the best happy hour."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

"Most women find me too cutthroat."

Meowlzebub

Too many of my babies became coats, so I decided to increase security...

'I think there's something wrong with the horizon, Doreen!'

Waking Up With Rooster.

Spider's Web Trampoline

Fear of Flying Seminar

"That Feng Shui class I took is paying off!"

'He wants to hear the siren voices of the consultants.'

Early Morning Roll Call.

"So far so good, Bill's reverse psychology was working: no contenders had challenged him..."

The Great Maldini and his Venomous Snakes

The men of your dreams

Legal Firm, Suits, 30% Off.

"She said yes! She's the seal of approval!"

"My doctor told me I should start working out."

"It's my wife - she's trying to lure ships to their doom!"

'It's good to see Dad keeping his mind active.'

Major and minor keys

"Hail to thee, blithe spirit!"

Ophiologist

A serpent is entering and exiting cloth in an interesting fashion.

"I take it back: You might look at bit clumsy on land, but boy you're amazingly agile in the water!"

'You've been drinking again.'

"Have you had any sharp, needle-like stabbing pains all over your body lately?"

A man opens front door in his night shirt

'No! No! No! I don't want to die. . . Then why are you carrying that enormous scythe?'

Anoraknids - 'I'd say it's a breathable gortex type material...' 'Or perhaps a double seamed retro look kagool?'

Haddock and chips please friar! (monk serving in fish bar).