Siren Sound Stylist Gifts

NYPD Siren Training

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

Deep in the heart of the RAND think tank, the world's greatest scientists would gather to brainstorm Batman's fight sounds.

Dogs shaving

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

'He wants to hear the siren voices of the consultants.'

Covid v Vaccinator

No Bruch!

It's an iphone rehearsal.

'Who did you have lick your hair?'

Kissing Prompt

"We're trying to give geriatrics a sexier image..."

"It's my wife - she's trying to lure ships to their doom!"

"Missed the musical. Downloaded the ringtone."

'Your hearing aid is on back order five months. In the meantime, pass these out to your family, friends and co-workers.'

Ding and Dong.

'I think the temperature's a bit low in the Terrarium!'

'Quick, turn the siren on!'

'We're never going to lure them onto the rocks with you looking like that.'

"I can't...I mustn't...I shouldn't...I needn't....but I will."

In an effort to lure a younger generation of sailors the sirens start using autotune.

Quartet of mermaids

The Hills are Alive with the Sound of Muzak

Legends of Hold Music

"I thought Daryl Hannah was promised to King Neptune."

"Forgive Edmund, it's like this everywhere we go! Evertime he hears a siren....lawyer, you know!"

'They're for stiff necks - take two, and avoid skulking around in drafty places!'

An Enginear.

Policemen Bill and Alf in police car.

'Gimme a drink! His screeching siren stuck,coming back from the shops.'

Playlists

Neat Trick.

Paramedic carrying a portable siren.