Screen Siren Gifts

"Digital skid row"

"I can't...I mustn't...I shouldn't...I needn't....but I will."

'They might as well sleep all day - all they do is stare at that screen.'

'He wants to hear the siren voices of the consultants.'

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

"I'm just sitting here collecting vast amounts of metadata. And what are you up to?...Oh, I already know."

Children and technolohgy

"We're trying to give geriatrics a sexier image..."

"It's my wife - she's trying to lure ships to their doom!"

'You can't vote him off, dear - he's the newsreader'

'What a nice gesture from the principal. If only he could do that in person.'

No caption (A cat watches different security screens all with images of mouseholes).

'Quick, turn the siren on!'

The TV asks a man on a computer: 'Don't you love ME anymore?'

Quartet of mermaids

No calls, I'm resting on my laurels.

"If I've got no messages how do I know I even EXIST!"

'My land line is always busy...that's my answering machine fending off robocalls.'

'I am sitting still.'

"I thought Daryl Hannah was promised to King Neptune."

"Forgive Edmund, it's like this everywhere we go! Evertime he hears a siren....lawyer, you know!"

'They're for stiff necks - take two, and avoid skulking around in drafty places!'

"Look, I'm really having trouble with my computer. I need it to work and I need it now...and your fancy schmancy jargon isn't helping much."

Policemen Bill and Alf in police car.

NYPD Siren Training

Danger: Fall Hazard

'Gimme a drink! His screeching siren stuck,coming back from the shops.'

"I like having a laptop with a big screen, but my back doesn't."

Honey, wake up! The world's gone widescreen!

Neck Doctor

"Just a damned minute!"

Paramedic carrying a portable siren.

"Coffee?! I thought we were just meeting to stare at our phones!"

Siren and Pirates

'You have the right to remain silent. You also have the right to play with the siren in my squad car, but I'm not suppose to tell you that.'