Screen Siren Prints

"Digital skid row"

'They might as well sleep all day - all they do is stare at that screen.'

'He wants to hear the siren voices of the consultants.'

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

"I'm just sitting here collecting vast amounts of metadata. And what are you up to?...Oh, I already know."

"We're trying to give geriatrics a sexier image..."

Children and technolohgy

"It's my wife - she's trying to lure ships to their doom!"

'You can't vote him off, dear - he's the newsreader'

'What a nice gesture from the principal. If only he could do that in person.'

'Quick, turn the siren on!'

'I am sitting still.'

Quartet of mermaids

The TV asks a man on a computer: 'Don't you love ME anymore?'

'My land line is always busy...that's my answering machine fending off robocalls.'

"If I've got no messages how do I know I even EXIST!"

"I thought Daryl Hannah was promised to King Neptune."

No calls, I'm resting on my laurels.

"Forgive Edmund, it's like this everywhere we go! Evertime he hears a siren....lawyer, you know!"

"Look, I'm really having trouble with my computer. I need it to work and I need it now...and your fancy schmancy jargon isn't helping much."

'They're for stiff necks - take two, and avoid skulking around in drafty places!'

Policemen Bill and Alf in police car.

NYPD Siren Training

Danger: Fall Hazard

'Gimme a drink! His screeching siren stuck,coming back from the shops.'

"I like having a laptop with a big screen, but my back doesn't."

Neck Doctor

"Just a damned minute!"

Paramedic carrying a portable siren.

"Coffee?! I thought we were just meeting to stare at our phones!"

'You have the right to remain silent. You also have the right to play with the siren in my squad car, but I'm not suppose to tell you that.'

Siren and Pirates

Double Feature: Lassie - Rin-Tin-Tin.

'I thought I heard a siren.'