Siren Sound Stylist Pillows

NYPD Siren Training

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

Dogs shaving

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

'He wants to hear the siren voices of the consultants.'

Covid v Vaccinator

No Bruch!

'Who did you have lick your hair?'

"We're trying to give geriatrics a sexier image..."

Kissing Prompt

"It's my wife - she's trying to lure ships to their doom!"

"Missed the musical. Downloaded the ringtone."

Ding and Dong.

'I think the temperature's a bit low in the Terrarium!'

'Quick, turn the siren on!'

The Hills are Alive with the Sound of Muzak

Quartet of mermaids

Legends of Hold Music

"I thought Daryl Hannah was promised to King Neptune."

In an effort to lure a younger generation of sailors the sirens start using autotune.

'We're never going to lure them onto the rocks with you looking like that.'

"Forgive Edmund, it's like this everywhere we go! Evertime he hears a siren....lawyer, you know!"

An Enginear.

Policemen Bill and Alf in police car.

'They're for stiff necks - take two, and avoid skulking around in drafty places!'

Playlists

Neat Trick.

'Gimme a drink! His screeching siren stuck,coming back from the shops.'

Paramedic carrying a portable siren.

Tuba player.