Siren Song Seeker Pillows

Quartet of mermaids

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

Turn, turn and turn.

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

Schubert's Unfinished Basement

Modern Major General

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

Crowded Ice Fishing

Crab with a clown face.

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

Frederic Chopin

"Showoff"

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

"It is my place!"

Edvard Grieg

"... and this is Carol’s stupid meditation room."

"She's been in shavasana for - like - a really long time...."

"Slowly begin to reawaken the body with thoughts of unread E-mails, piles of dirty laundry, and the kids you have to pick up from school."

Introducing Ambient Books: No beginning...no middle...no end...just a bunch of sentences specially written to soothe and relax the reader.

Serenading

When Buddha came to nirvana.

'With proper meditation, you can get bark and bite in harmony.'

That private little woodland walk you used to love now with a: Visitors' Experience Centre!

'The Karma of the marketplace is about to overwhelm the Dogma of policy making,'

"I've seen this one."

Cesar Franck