Sim Champion Gifts

How come you never take any of my ideas seriously? I'm a marketing genius. I have a long track record of attracting business in both the residential and commercial sectors. What? When? Where? I've generated hundreds of billions of simoleans in the last 24 years. Wait ... Are you taking about Sim City"? Everything I touch turns to solid gold!

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

'He's not talking yet, but his texting skills are excellent...'

'In the computer simulation he said he admired my candor and gave me a raise.'

'I wrote a software program and sold it for two million dollars.'

'Mommy -- Jimmy just wrote his first computer virus!'

"I think I might go outside. My fresh air app is glitchy today."

Medalist wears five gold medals to form olympic rings.

"Jim, just put that hole behind you."

'Your imagination was so powerful he became real. It happens to me all the time.'

'The defence is ahead on points. Prosecution's only hope now is for a knockout.'

'This is taking Environmental Awareness TOO far!'

'Stop gritting your teeth!'

Funky Facts - UK kids.

Knight of the sandcastle.

'He's won an exotic holiday to Easter Island and it's gone straight to his head.'

'It's no use Lieutenant - he's still refusing to separate his recyclables.'

'Your mother and I are worried that all these video games might be having an effect on you.'

"We must gut these environmental laws!"

Boy holding football.

"Baldo's been staring at that video game for three hours. Is that normal?"

"I understand the graphics on your new video boxing game are very realistic."

Redemption Center

'Our rivals have issued a big profit warning, so we'll issue an even bigger warning.'

"We are petitioning for the support of pesticide-free organic farming: we already have over five hundred billion signatures! Wanna join in?"

"It's a note from Eddie's teacher. It seems he's stretched his imagination past the end of her rope."

"So THIS is what the outside looks like..."

Greenpeace protester trying to start new growth on rubbish site

"Sure I won the spelling bee contest, but since everyone has spell check, no one cares!"

"This is the night Marvin gets together with his online poker gang."

Effects of drought

Computer screen reads 'You again'

The First Tattoo

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

'The ice caps are melting!'