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You're certain you've had plenty of experience serving in a fine dining restaurant?

$1: Family Secrets

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

"Mom said Dad pulled a groin surfing Mendocino. When will he realize he's not 60 anymore?"

'Should I just hit 'reply to all' and save the government the trouble?'

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

'It's getting harder to tell when the news stops and the spin begins.'

"On a clear night when the stars are twinkling over the city, I almost don’t mind that civilization collapsed."

Pollyanna, the Hamster

International Monetary Conference in Paris- Silver Currency an Unsound Footing

Pensioners run riot on mobility scooters.

Full fatHalf fatVirtually fat free.

'Loose lips sink principalships.'

Artwork in a gallery still has wet paint.

Two men converse secretively

I can be upgraded, can you?

Catholic Priest Gay Mardi Gras

"Out bending spoons at Pop's diner."

The Forensic Paleontologist

'I'll teach that social security computer a few things!'

'- but I didn't think it meant a two-made-into one-suit, dammit!'

"I'm not saying the lamb is good, but nobody's complained about it yet."

One of the pyramids of giza has had its top stolen!

"That's right, sir, you did book a table for four but you didn't say anything about chairs."

'We didn't mean to place an order online. We're just trying to figure out how to turn it on.'

'Alright, gentlemen, let's make a stamp deal.'

'I am the 'fly on the wall' you speak of. What would you like to know?'

Mulder and Scully.

Mobility Park.

"Look on the bright side. If I'm out of work, can't get sacked!"