Silly Scientist Gifts

"Professor Zlata! You're just in time to be the planet Neptune!"

Hazardous substance - ignitable, corrosive, reactive, toxic, real smelly, yucchy.

STRIP Hambone: Wind up computer

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

'Mom, Dad! Look what I created in lab today!'

Yound Einstein disproves an early theory: 'Aha! A watched pot DOES boil!'

Early cyborg.

Armstrong? Why did UPS just deliver a microscope, a robotic arm, a huge incubator, a nucleus extractor and a dozen lab rats? Well, it's certainly not so I can replace you with an army of clones programmed to work for free. Well

'Roger's busy making a cat-flap in the kitchen.'

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

Strainspotting

Reverse Ageing Laboratory

Pie Filling Reader

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

They still don't get it, do they? They can't see we're aping them!

Recombinant DNA Lab. I'm crossing a pine tree, pumpkin and bunny --- You can use it for three holidays!

Jenkins took special pride in his new invention, the rubberband-powered runabout.

Pavlov's Cat

Biologists often consult with microbiologists.

'Remove the fur and claws and these genetically engineered apples taste just fine.'

Victor Frankenstein's Dream: 'This should definitely get me extra credit in my anatomy class.'

'I'm inventing an acid that eats through anything.'

'Wow! Oh, wait -- It's only a Nobel consolation prize.'

"Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Fred, Sam, Brian, John, Walter, Jeff...."

'Well, we turned water into wine. Anyone remember how?'

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

"Galileo, I've had about enough of all your gravity experiments!"

Cloning Laboratory: 'I never thought I'd work here.'

'This changes everything -- I found a loophole in the genetic code!'

"When you said you like to experiment in the bedroom..."

'This cork idea of yours is great! How do you get it out?'

Goopco Oil Co. What a party! They're having a contest to see who the crudest oil molecule is!

" ...so I said, 'what the heck', and installed an MP3 player too."