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"Professor Zlata! You're just in time to be the planet Neptune!"

Hazardous substance - ignitable, corrosive, reactive, toxic, real smelly, yucchy.

STRIP Hambone: Wind up computer

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

'Mom, Dad! Look what I created in lab today!'

Early cyborg.

'Roger's busy making a cat-flap in the kitchen.'

Strainspotting

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

Reverse Ageing Laboratory

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

Pie Filling Reader

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

Jenkins took special pride in his new invention, the rubberband-powered runabout.

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

They still don't get it, do they? They can't see we're aping them!

Pavlov's Cat

'Remove the fur and claws and these genetically engineered apples taste just fine.'

Victor Frankenstein's Dream: 'This should definitely get me extra credit in my anatomy class.'

Biologists often consult with microbiologists.

'Wow! Oh, wait -- It's only a Nobel consolation prize.'

'I'm inventing an acid that eats through anything.'

'Well, we turned water into wine. Anyone remember how?'

"Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Fred, Sam, Brian, John, Walter, Jeff...."

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

Cloning Laboratory: 'I never thought I'd work here.'

'This changes everything -- I found a loophole in the genetic code!'

"When you said you like to experiment in the bedroom..."

"Now don't expect any miracles. I'm only a para-scientist."

Scientist exclaims; 'At last! I have created artifical life!' But the rest of his team are busy watching Big Brother.

"It's not big and it's not clever, Perkins."

'Kleinzweck has a theory that the strong nuclear force is actually tiny rolls of duct tape.'

"Henceforth I don't want you to start any new projects without consulting Professor Frankfurter or myself!"