Silly Scientists T-Shirts

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

"Just for fun today we could fire some eggs around."

Strainspotting

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

Reverse Ageing Laboratory

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

They still don't get it, do they? They can't see we're aping them!

Recombinant DNA Lab. I'm crossing a pine tree, pumpkin and bunny --- You can use it for three holidays!

Pavlov's Cat

Biologists often consult with microbiologists.

'Remove the fur and claws and these genetically engineered apples taste just fine.'

"Galileo, I've had about enough of all your gravity experiments!"

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

'By selective breeding over the course of 10,000 generations, we've managed to create the world's ugliest fruit fly!

'Wow! Oh, wait -- It's only a Nobel consolation prize.'

'Just for kicks, let's come up with something that has a good side effect.'

Cloning Laboratory: 'I never thought I'd work here.'

'This cork idea of yours is great! How do you get it out?'

'I think we've done it, Igor! This will be the hot new sports drink of the summer!'

"Professor Zlata! You're just in time to be the planet Neptune!"

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

'Kleinzweck has a theory that the strong nuclear force is actually tiny rolls of duct tape.'

Carl Wilhelm Scheele: "There was a great display of ores and minerals...I could not write with a molybdenite pencil."

'I'm left brained and I needed some right brains.'

"Now don't expect any miracles. I'm only a para-scientist."

Goopco Oil Co. What a party! They're having a contest to see who the crudest oil molecule is!

"I cloned myself to take care of my Thanksgiving duties while I watch football in peace."

'Why Isaac Newton kept returning to alchemy...' 'There's just no money in gravity.'

Early Scientific Fraud: Young Thomas Edison Tried to Pass off a Container Filled with Fireflies as an Incandescent Bulb.

"Please, George...not here!"

Agricultural Failures: Hydroponic Livestock.

Positive Thinking

Hazardous substance - ignitable, corrosive, reactive, toxic, real smelly, yucchy.

Cambridge Dons Researching Gravity.