Silly Historians T-Shirts

Add a touch of historical humor to their wardrobe with our funny historian t-shirts. Great for casual days and conversation starters that celebrate the past with a smile.

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The Spoonish Inquisition

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"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else." mockup

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

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Archimedes statue with a lever

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"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'" mockup

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

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"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897." mockup

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

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"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked."

"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked." mockup

"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked."

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"Let's have some fun kids, he says, let's play Easter Island."

"Let's have some fun kids, he says, let's play Easter Island." mockup

"Let's have some fun kids, he says, let's play Easter Island."

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"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?" mockup

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

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"That's right, it's @kingphilbert3rd... Yeah, with a P-H... That's him, yep, now tap "follow"..."

"That's right, it's @kingphilbert3rd... Yeah, with a P-H... That's him, yep, now tap "follow"..." mockup

"That's right, it's @kingphilbert3rd... Yeah, with a P-H... That's him, yep, now tap "follow"..."

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Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake.

Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake. mockup

Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake.

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'This 'Hamlet' thing you're working on... Do you think you could write in a part for Lady Godiva?!'

'This 'Hamlet' thing you're working on... Do you think you could write in a part for Lady Godiva?!' mockup

'This 'Hamlet' thing you're working on... Do you think you could write in a part for Lady Godiva?!'

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Uses of a Dead Cat in History: The Pied Piper

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: The Pied Piper mockup

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: The Pied Piper

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'I can not tell a lie concerning the cherry tree: mistakes were made. However, I must consult with my spin doctors before saying more.'

'I can not tell a lie concerning the cherry tree: mistakes were made. However, I must consult with my spin doctors before saying more.' mockup

'I can not tell a lie concerning the cherry tree: mistakes were made. However, I must consult with my spin doctors before saying more.'

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"Professor Zlata! You're just in time to be the planet Neptune!"

"Professor Zlata! You're just in time to be the planet Neptune!" mockup

"Professor Zlata! You're just in time to be the planet Neptune!"

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"... No, when I say, 'you must let go of the past' I mean you must return that vase to the museum you took it from."

"... No, when I say, 'you must let go of the past' I mean you must return that vase to the museum you took it from." mockup

"... No, when I say, 'you must let go of the past' I mean you must return that vase to the museum you took it from."

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"R.V. Lintel- Inventor of Polyroc mockup

"R.V. Lintel- Inventor of Polyroc

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A caveman attempting to make a cart mockup

A caveman attempting to make a cart

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Scottish Independence: The Union Jock. mockup

Scottish Independence: The Union Jock.

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Hazardous substance - ignitable, corrosive, reactive, toxic, real smelly, yucchy.

Hazardous substance - ignitable, corrosive, reactive, toxic, real smelly, yucchy. mockup

Hazardous substance - ignitable, corrosive, reactive, toxic, real smelly, yucchy.

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"My book is actually about 12th century Etruscan pottery but I thought it might sell better if I aimed it at the children's market."

"My book is actually about 12th century Etruscan pottery but I thought it might sell better if I aimed it at the children's market." mockup

"My book is actually about 12th century Etruscan pottery but I thought it might sell better if I aimed it at the children's market."

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Hieroglyphic disco dancer

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Mummy has set up a pulley system in his sarcophagus.

Mummy has set up a pulley system in his sarcophagus. mockup

Mummy has set up a pulley system in his sarcophagus.

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"You look good for your age."

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"We thought it would be more fun than just walking the plank."

"We thought it would be more fun than just walking the plank." mockup

"We thought it would be more fun than just walking the plank."

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"I don't know about you, but ever since we invented language, I've been getting a lot less sex."

"I don't know about you, but ever since we invented language, I've been getting a lot less sex." mockup

"I don't know about you, but ever since we invented language, I've been getting a lot less sex."

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Useless-memory lane

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"This is your great-great-great grandfather Luis. He met your great-great-great-grandmother at the store where she worked. He was there to buy a lawn mower! She sold him a sheep. They hadn't invented law mowers."

"This is your great-great-great grandfather Luis. He met your great-great-great-grandmother at the store where she worked. He was there to buy a lawn mower! She sold him a sheep. They hadn't invented law mowers."

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