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Archimedes statue with a lever

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

Ruddy bloggers!

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

"Let's have some fun kids, he says, let's play Easter Island."

"Get off the stage and get a copy of 'Studies of Laughter in Interaction'—I think you'll enjoy it."

Top Ten New Year's Resolutions

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

"That's right, it's @kingphilbert3rd... Yeah, with a P-H... That's him, yep, now tap "follow"..."

"You have a really lousy sense of humor."

'This 'Hamlet' thing you're working on... Do you think you could write in a part for Lady Godiva?!'

Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake.

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: The Pied Piper

Caveman sees comment section below cave drawings,

"R.V. Lintel- Inventor of Polyroc

'I can not tell a lie concerning the cherry tree: mistakes were made. However, I must consult with my spin doctors before saying more.'

A caveman attempting to make a cart

"... No, when I say, 'you must let go of the past' I mean you must return that vase to the museum you took it from."

'I've heard it's the new dance craze from America.'

Scottish Independence: The Union Jock.

Jurassic Ark

"My book is actually about 12th century Etruscan pottery but I thought it might sell better if I aimed it at the children's market."

"Wasn't it follow one star to Bethlehem?"

Mummy has set up a pulley system in his sarcophagus.

Wilderness GPS

"You look good for your age."

'I downloaded them from heaven.'