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Archimedes statue with a lever

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

Another Turning Point in History. Oh, the heck with it -- I'll never get these antlers right. Mickey Moose.

Ruddy bloggers!

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

"Get off the stage and get a copy of 'Studies of Laughter in Interaction'—I think you'll enjoy it."

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

"Let's have some fun kids, he says, let's play Easter Island."

"That's right, it's @kingphilbert3rd... Yeah, with a P-H... That's him, yep, now tap "follow"..."

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

Top Ten New Year's Resolutions

'Okay, Noah...I'm going to tell you again. Listen very carefully this time.'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: The Pied Piper

Caveman sees comment section below cave drawings,

'This 'Hamlet' thing you're working on... Do you think you could write in a part for Lady Godiva?!'

Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake.

"You have a really lousy sense of humor."

"R.V. Lintel- Inventor of Polyroc

Thwarting the Boys from Brazil

"... No, when I say, 'you must let go of the past' I mean you must return that vase to the museum you took it from."

Ransom Library. Oh, that's just Henry … He's a history buff. Wild West.

A caveman attempting to make a cart

'I can not tell a lie concerning the cherry tree: mistakes were made. However, I must consult with my spin doctors before saying more.'

'I've heard it's the new dance craze from America.'

"Wasn't it follow one star to Bethlehem?"

How can you read that comic strip Blondie? Its about a kinder, simpler time. It's about ancient history. They do the same material over and over. Exactly. I can count on it. Not like your stupid Pearls and Get fuzzy. Oooh, look how angry and edgy they are. They're sooo clever! Your whole gig is being angry and edgy. Look, I'm setting Candorville on fire.

Archeology Dept. Storage. Ernie, this box should be labeled "unidentified pottery fragments," not "pots unknown."

"My book is actually about 12th century Etruscan pottery but I thought it might sell better if I aimed it at the children's market."

Scottish Independence: The Union Jock.

Jurassic Ark

Philosophie.fr Bulletin Board - 1936

Mummy has set up a pulley system in his sarcophagus.

Wilderness GPS

"You look good for your age."