Quirky Historian Gifts

Looking for a gift for your quirky historian? Celebrate their love for the past with playful, witty items that bring history to life in fun, unexpected ways. Perfect for history buffs with a sense of humor.

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'They tested some brain boosting pills on me and now I'm selling maps. Want to buy one?'

'They tested some brain boosting pills on me and now I'm selling maps. Want to buy one?' mockup

'They tested some brain boosting pills on me and now I'm selling maps. Want to buy one?' mockup

'They tested some brain boosting pills on me and now I'm selling maps. Want to buy one?' mockup

'They tested some brain boosting pills on me and now I'm selling maps. Want to buy one?' mockup

'They tested some brain boosting pills on me and now I'm selling maps. Want to buy one?'

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Took It To The Next Level, Kicked It Up A Notch, Threw Off The Edge

Took It To The Next Level, Kicked It Up A Notch, Threw Off The Edge mockup

Took It To The Next Level, Kicked It Up A Notch, Threw Off The Edge mockup

Took It To The Next Level, Kicked It Up A Notch, Threw Off The Edge mockup

Took It To The Next Level, Kicked It Up A Notch, Threw Off The Edge mockup

Took It To The Next Level, Kicked It Up A Notch, Threw Off The Edge

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Mummy has set up a pulley system in his sarcophagus.

Mummy has set up a pulley system in his sarcophagus. mockup

Mummy has set up a pulley system in his sarcophagus. mockup

Mummy has set up a pulley system in his sarcophagus. mockup

Mummy has set up a pulley system in his sarcophagus. mockup

Mummy has set up a pulley system in his sarcophagus.

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"Hydro density apparatus invention? Go away - I'm not disturbing his bath for that!"

"Hydro density apparatus invention? Go away - I'm not disturbing his bath for that!" mockup

"Hydro density apparatus invention? Go away - I'm not disturbing his bath for that!" mockup

"Hydro density apparatus invention? Go away - I'm not disturbing his bath for that!" mockup

"Hydro density apparatus invention? Go away - I'm not disturbing his bath for that!" mockup

"Hydro density apparatus invention? Go away - I'm not disturbing his bath for that!"

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Statues - Inventor of inoculation / Inventor of a new Swear Word

Statues - Inventor of inoculation / Inventor of a new Swear Word mockup

Statues - Inventor of inoculation / Inventor of a new Swear Word mockup

Statues - Inventor of inoculation / Inventor of a new Swear Word mockup

Statues - Inventor of inoculation / Inventor of a new Swear Word mockup

Statues - Inventor of inoculation / Inventor of a new Swear Word

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Crawford W Long

Crawford W Long mockup

Crawford W Long mockup

Crawford W Long mockup

Crawford W Long mockup

Crawford W Long

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Scottish Independence: The Union Jock.

Scottish Independence: The Union Jock. mockup

Scottish Independence: The Union Jock. mockup

Scottish Independence: The Union Jock. mockup

Scottish Independence: The Union Jock. mockup

Scottish Independence: The Union Jock.

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Ancient man mockup

Ancient man mockup

Ancient man mockup

Ancient man mockup

Ancient man

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"... No, when I say, 'you must let go of the past' I mean you must return that vase to the museum you took it from."

"... No, when I say, 'you must let go of the past' I mean you must return that vase to the museum you took it from." mockup

"... No, when I say, 'you must let go of the past' I mean you must return that vase to the museum you took it from." mockup

"... No, when I say, 'you must let go of the past' I mean you must return that vase to the museum you took it from." mockup

"... No, when I say, 'you must let go of the past' I mean you must return that vase to the museum you took it from." mockup

"... No, when I say, 'you must let go of the past' I mean you must return that vase to the museum you took it from."

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"My book is actually about 12th century Etruscan pottery but I thought it might sell better if I aimed it at the children's market."

"My book is actually about 12th century Etruscan pottery but I thought it might sell better if I aimed it at the children's market." mockup

"My book is actually about 12th century Etruscan pottery but I thought it might sell better if I aimed it at the children's market." mockup

"My book is actually about 12th century Etruscan pottery but I thought it might sell better if I aimed it at the children's market." mockup

"My book is actually about 12th century Etruscan pottery but I thought it might sell better if I aimed it at the children's market." mockup

"My book is actually about 12th century Etruscan pottery but I thought it might sell better if I aimed it at the children's market."

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Queen Ranavola of Madagascar executed any of her subjects who appeared in her dreams....

Queen Ranavola of Madagascar executed any of her subjects who appeared in her dreams.... mockup

Queen Ranavola of Madagascar executed any of her subjects who appeared in her dreams.... mockup

Queen Ranavola of Madagascar executed any of her subjects who appeared in her dreams.... mockup

Queen Ranavola of Madagascar executed any of her subjects who appeared in her dreams.... mockup

Queen Ranavola of Madagascar executed any of her subjects who appeared in her dreams....

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Archimedes statue with a lever

Archimedes statue with a lever mockup

Archimedes statue with a lever mockup

Archimedes statue with a lever mockup

Archimedes statue with a lever mockup

Archimedes statue with a lever

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William Harvey mockup

William Harvey mockup

William Harvey mockup

William Harvey mockup

William Harvey

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Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake.

Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake. mockup

Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake. mockup

Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake. mockup

Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake. mockup

Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake.

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Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Excalibur.

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Excalibur. mockup

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Excalibur. mockup

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Excalibur. mockup

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Excalibur. mockup

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Excalibur.

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Uses of a Dead Cat in History: The Pied Piper

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: The Pied Piper mockup

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: The Pied Piper mockup

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: The Pied Piper mockup

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: The Pied Piper mockup

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: The Pied Piper

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"This is your great-great-great grandfather Luis. He met your great-great-great-grandmother at the store where she worked. He was there to buy a lawn mower! She sold him a sheep. They hadn't invented law mowers."

"This is your great-great-great grandfather Luis. He met your great-great-great-grandmother at the store where she worked. He was there to buy a lawn mower! She sold him a sheep. They hadn't invented law mowers." mockup

"This is your great-great-great grandfather Luis. He met your great-great-great-grandmother at the store where she worked. He was there to buy a lawn mower! She sold him a sheep. They hadn't invented law mowers." mockup

"This is your great-great-great grandfather Luis. He met your great-great-great-grandmother at the store where she worked. He was there to buy a lawn mower! She sold him a sheep. They hadn't invented law mowers." mockup

"This is your great-great-great grandfather Luis. He met your great-great-great-grandmother at the store where she worked. He was there to buy a lawn mower! She sold him a sheep. They hadn't invented law mowers." mockup

"This is your great-great-great grandfather Luis. He met your great-great-great-grandmother at the store where she worked. He was there to buy a lawn mower! She sold him a sheep. They hadn't invented law mowers."

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"R.V. Lintel- Inventor of Polyroc

"R.V. Lintel- Inventor of Polyroc mockup

"R.V. Lintel- Inventor of Polyroc mockup

"R.V. Lintel- Inventor of Polyroc mockup

"R.V. Lintel- Inventor of Polyroc mockup

"R.V. Lintel- Inventor of Polyroc

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"Paul meets his great (x100,000,000) grandfather, Mervin."

"Paul meets his great (x100,000,000) grandfather, Mervin." mockup

"Paul meets his great (x100,000,000) grandfather, Mervin." mockup

"Paul meets his great (x100,000,000) grandfather, Mervin." mockup

"Paul meets his great (x100,000,000) grandfather, Mervin." mockup

"Paul meets his great (x100,000,000) grandfather, Mervin."

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Honesty Not the Best Policy

Honesty Not the Best Policy mockup

Honesty Not the Best Policy mockup

Honesty Not the Best Policy mockup

Honesty Not the Best Policy mockup

Honesty Not the Best Policy

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A caveman attempting to make a cart

A caveman attempting to make a cart mockup

A caveman attempting to make a cart mockup

A caveman attempting to make a cart mockup

A caveman attempting to make a cart mockup

A caveman attempting to make a cart

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"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'" mockup

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'" mockup

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'" mockup

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'" mockup

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

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"Let's have some fun kids, he says, let's play Easter Island."

"Let's have some fun kids, he says, let's play Easter Island." mockup

"Let's have some fun kids, he says, let's play Easter Island." mockup

"Let's have some fun kids, he says, let's play Easter Island." mockup

"Let's have some fun kids, he says, let's play Easter Island." mockup

"Let's have some fun kids, he says, let's play Easter Island."

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"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?" mockup

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?" mockup

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?" mockup

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?" mockup

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

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"That's right, it's @kingphilbert3rd... Yeah, with a P-H... That's him, yep, now tap "follow"..."

"That's right, it's @kingphilbert3rd... Yeah, with a P-H... That's him, yep, now tap "follow"..." mockup

"That's right, it's @kingphilbert3rd... Yeah, with a P-H... That's him, yep, now tap "follow"..." mockup

"That's right, it's @kingphilbert3rd... Yeah, with a P-H... That's him, yep, now tap "follow"..." mockup

"That's right, it's @kingphilbert3rd... Yeah, with a P-H... That's him, yep, now tap "follow"..." mockup

"That's right, it's @kingphilbert3rd... Yeah, with a P-H... That's him, yep, now tap "follow"..."

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Caveman sees comment section below cave drawings,

Caveman sees comment section below cave drawings, mockup

Caveman sees comment section below cave drawings, mockup

Caveman sees comment section below cave drawings, mockup

Caveman sees comment section below cave drawings, mockup

Caveman sees comment section below cave drawings,

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'This 'Hamlet' thing you're working on... Do you think you could write in a part for Lady Godiva?!'

'This 'Hamlet' thing you're working on... Do you think you could write in a part for Lady Godiva?!' mockup

'This 'Hamlet' thing you're working on... Do you think you could write in a part for Lady Godiva?!' mockup

'This 'Hamlet' thing you're working on... Do you think you could write in a part for Lady Godiva?!' mockup

'This 'Hamlet' thing you're working on... Do you think you could write in a part for Lady Godiva?!' mockup

'This 'Hamlet' thing you're working on... Do you think you could write in a part for Lady Godiva?!'

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"You just made medical history Mr Burnside. Your're the first one ever struck by lightning while on a bed pan."

"You just made medical history Mr Burnside. Your're the first one ever struck by lightning while on a bed pan." mockup

"You just made medical history Mr Burnside. Your're the first one ever struck by lightning while on a bed pan." mockup

"You just made medical history Mr Burnside. Your're the first one ever struck by lightning while on a bed pan." mockup

"You just made medical history Mr Burnside. Your're the first one ever struck by lightning while on a bed pan." mockup

"You just made medical history Mr Burnside. Your're the first one ever struck by lightning while on a bed pan."

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'I can not tell a lie concerning the cherry tree: mistakes were made. However, I must consult with my spin doctors before saying more.'

'I can not tell a lie concerning the cherry tree: mistakes were made. However, I must consult with my spin doctors before saying more.' mockup

'I can not tell a lie concerning the cherry tree: mistakes were made. However, I must consult with my spin doctors before saying more.' mockup

'I can not tell a lie concerning the cherry tree: mistakes were made. However, I must consult with my spin doctors before saying more.' mockup

'I can not tell a lie concerning the cherry tree: mistakes were made. However, I must consult with my spin doctors before saying more.' mockup

'I can not tell a lie concerning the cherry tree: mistakes were made. However, I must consult with my spin doctors before saying more.'

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Hieroglyphic disco dancer

Hieroglyphic disco dancer mockup

Hieroglyphic disco dancer mockup

Hieroglyphic disco dancer mockup

Hieroglyphic disco dancer mockup

Hieroglyphic disco dancer

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"You look good for your age."

"You look good for your age." mockup

"You look good for your age." mockup

"You look good for your age." mockup

"You look good for your age." mockup

"You look good for your age."

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"I don't know about you, but ever since we invented language, I've been getting a lot less sex."

"I don't know about you, but ever since we invented language, I've been getting a lot less sex." mockup

"I don't know about you, but ever since we invented language, I've been getting a lot less sex." mockup

"I don't know about you, but ever since we invented language, I've been getting a lot less sex." mockup

"I don't know about you, but ever since we invented language, I've been getting a lot less sex." mockup

"I don't know about you, but ever since we invented language, I've been getting a lot less sex."

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Cat scratch fever

Cat scratch fever mockup

Cat scratch fever mockup

Cat scratch fever mockup

Cat scratch fever mockup

Cat scratch fever

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Useless-memory lane

Useless-memory lane mockup

Useless-memory lane mockup

Useless-memory lane mockup

Useless-memory lane mockup

Useless-memory lane

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Unexpected Help for the Colonists at the Boston Tea Party

Unexpected Help for the Colonists at the Boston Tea Party mockup

Unexpected Help for the Colonists at the Boston Tea Party mockup

Unexpected Help for the Colonists at the Boston Tea Party mockup

Unexpected Help for the Colonists at the Boston Tea Party mockup

Unexpected Help for the Colonists at the Boston Tea Party

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Quirky Historian Gifts Collection

Quirky Historian Mugs

Explore our collection of history-inspired mugs, perfect for the quirky historian who loves their coffee with a dash of wit.

Quirky Historian Pillows

Spruce up their space with cozy, witty pillows featuring quirky history designs—great for any history lover’s home.

Quirky Historian Prints

Bring a touch of clever history art into their space with our quirky prints, perfect for the decor of any history enthusiast.

Quirky Historian T-Shirts

Discover our humorous history-themed t-shirts, ideal for the quirky historian who wears their passion with pride.