Satirical Historian Gifts

Looking for a clever and humorous gift for a satirical historian? Our collection features products that blend sharp wit with historical commentary, perfect for sparking conversation and laughter. Whether it’s a mug with a funny quote or a print that pokes fun at history's quirks, these items celebrate the historian's love of the past with a playful twist.

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Willus Gatus Abacus Peripherals - Extra memory sold here!

Willus Gatus Abacus Peripherals - Extra memory sold here! mockup

Willus Gatus Abacus Peripherals - Extra memory sold here!

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"Tell you what, Mark, when we write the gospels, better edit out that bit."

"Tell you what, Mark, when we write the gospels, better edit out that bit." mockup

"Tell you what, Mark, when we write the gospels, better edit out that bit."

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"This confirms that the Babylonians interfered with the Egyptian elections."

"This confirms that the Babylonians interfered with the Egyptian elections." mockup

"This confirms that the Babylonians interfered with the Egyptian elections."

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Joan of Sark - Offshore Directorship Fees

Joan of Sark - Offshore Directorship Fees mockup

Joan of Sark - Offshore Directorship Fees

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'Kim Jong il!... Why did you go?' mockup

'Kim Jong il!... Why did you go?'

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"And that's the president's personal cloud storage."

"And that's the president's personal cloud storage." mockup

"And that's the president's personal cloud storage."

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'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!' mockup

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

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Apples for sale

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'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.' mockup

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

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'Cannonball!'

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Vlad the Impala

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1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted mockup

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

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"You're on a what?!"

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"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!" mockup

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

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The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision mockup

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

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'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.' mockup

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

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'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?' mockup

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

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"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..." mockup

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

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"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand." mockup

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

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"When are they going to change the 'feature'?"

"When are they going to change the 'feature'?" mockup

"When are they going to change the 'feature'?"

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'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!' mockup

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

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"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'" mockup

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

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The discovery of asparagus.

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"Right here's fine."

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Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Crown Jewels

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Crown Jewels mockup

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Crown Jewels

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Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale. mockup

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

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All Harold's aptitude test showed is that he had an aptitude for taking tests.

All Harold's aptitude test showed is that he had an aptitude for taking tests. mockup

All Harold's aptitude test showed is that he had an aptitude for taking tests.

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'How could you flunk stone shop?' mockup

'How could you flunk stone shop?'

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A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy. mockup

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

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Stonehenge Explained

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The Fall of Gnome

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Two Men Discuss Ministers.

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An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight. mockup

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

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Satirical Historian Gifts Collection

Satirical Historian Mugs

Explore our collection of humorous mugs perfect for satirical historians—witty, clever, and full of historical humor for everyday use.

Satirical Historian Pillows

Brighten up a space with pillows featuring satirical history quotes and funny designs—great for any history enthusiast with a sense of humor.

Satirical Historian Prints

Discover prints that parody historical moments and figures—bring humor and satire into your decor with clever art for the satirical historian.

Satirical Historian T-Shirts

Check out our funny t-shirts that celebrate satirical history—ideal for making a statement with a humorous twist on the past.