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"This year's all about fur on the inside."

"You're on a what?!"

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

Sundial Time

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

Ruddy bloggers!

Another Turning Point in History. Oh, the heck with it -- I'll never get these antlers right. Mickey Moose.

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

"Get off the stage and get a copy of 'Studies of Laughter in Interaction'—I think you'll enjoy it."

"Let's have some fun kids, he says, let's play Easter Island."

"Professor, this changes everything."

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

Top Ten New Year's Resolutions

"I should cover your ears.I'm not very good at this.'

'Okay, Noah...I'm going to tell you again. Listen very carefully this time.'

Caveman sees comment section below cave drawings,

"You have a really lousy sense of humor."

"If Noah asks... Just tell him you've all had your vaccinations."

Thwarting the Boys from Brazil

'You've had a bad day? Try being stuck in this house!'

'We knew of your return from your round the world trip - we could smell you a mile away!'

"Let's try one with your hand tucked into your shirt."

'I've heard it's the new dance craze from America.'

Jurassic Ark

"Wasn't it follow one star to Bethlehem?"

How can you read that comic strip Blondie? Its about a kinder, simpler time. It's about ancient history. They do the same material over and over. Exactly. I can count on it. Not like your stupid Pearls and Get fuzzy. Oooh, look how angry and edgy they are. They're sooo clever! Your whole gig is being angry and edgy. Look, I'm setting Candorville on fire.

Archeology Dept. Storage. Ernie, this box should be labeled "unidentified pottery fragments," not "pots unknown."

"You look good for your age."

Wilderness GPS

Early Resentment Towards Yuppies.

"I think someone's trying to play games with us."

"Go on. Throw the stick."

"You can domesticate it, but only if it's hypoallergenic."

Early Cartoonists.