Silly Scientists Pillows

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

"Just for fun today we could fire some eggs around."

Strainspotting

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

Reverse Ageing Laboratory

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

They still don't get it, do they? They can't see we're aping them!

Pavlov's Cat

Biologists often consult with microbiologists.

'Remove the fur and claws and these genetically engineered apples taste just fine.'

'By selective breeding over the course of 10,000 generations, we've managed to create the world's ugliest fruit fly!

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

'Wow! Oh, wait -- It's only a Nobel consolation prize.'

'Just for kicks, let's come up with something that has a good side effect.'

Cloning Laboratory: 'I never thought I'd work here.'

'This cork idea of yours is great! How do you get it out?'

"I cloned myself to take care of my Thanksgiving duties while I watch football in peace."

'I think we've done it, Igor! This will be the hot new sports drink of the summer!'

'I'm left brained and I needed some right brains.'

"Now don't expect any miracles. I'm only a para-scientist."

'Kleinzweck has a theory that the strong nuclear force is actually tiny rolls of duct tape.'

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

Carl Wilhelm Scheele: "There was a great display of ores and minerals...I could not write with a molybdenite pencil."

"Professor Zlata! You're just in time to be the planet Neptune!"

'Why Isaac Newton kept returning to alchemy...' 'There's just no money in gravity.'

Early Scientific Fraud: Young Thomas Edison Tried to Pass off a Container Filled with Fireflies as an Incandescent Bulb.

"Please, George...not here!"

'Do you promise to brush up on such matters as the Large Hadron Collider?'

Cambridge Dons Researching Gravity.

Hazardous substance - ignitable, corrosive, reactive, toxic, real smelly, yucchy.

Biocafeteraologist