Crafty Scientist Gifts

Scientist using his microscope to thread a needle to repair his torn shirt.

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

Reverse Ageing Laboratory

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

Sunny with a chance of Helium

Pavlov's Cat

Biologists often consult with microbiologists.

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

'Wow! Oh, wait -- It's only a Nobel consolation prize.'

'I was just rubbing sticks together for fun -- I didn't realize I was doing basic research.'

Cloning Laboratory: 'I never thought I'd work here.'

"Oh, O.K. I can sort of see it."

"Now don't expect any miracles. I'm only a para-scientist."

'This cork idea of yours is great! How do you get it out?'

"It was trick to assemble, as my lab assistant kept taking bones and burying them outside."

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

'Kleinzweck has a theory that the strong nuclear force is actually tiny rolls of duct tape.'

'I'm left brained and I needed some right brains.'

Carl Wilhelm Scheele: "There was a great display of ores and minerals...I could not write with a molybdenite pencil."

Cut out and keep your own Freud.

"Please, George...not here!"

Early Scientific Fraud: Young Thomas Edison Tried to Pass off a Container Filled with Fireflies as an Incandescent Bulb.

Skeleton model kit assembly instructions.

'Money doesn't have wings, feet or wings. My dad says that nevertheless, it disappears with the speed of light.'

Agricultural Failures: Hydroponic Livestock.

Cambridge Dons Researching Gravity.

"Oh please, go on, just for the weekend."

'Do you promise to brush up on such matters as the Large Hadron Collider?'

"Norman's building a small Hadron Collider."

'Are you sure Anderson is working on the Human Genome Project?'

'I think I see your problem. You didn't use the swear words listed in the assembly instructions.'