Crafty Scientist Prints

Scientist using his microscope to thread a needle to repair his torn shirt.

Scientist admires his structure of a dog

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

Reverse Ageing Laboratory

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

Sunny with a chance of Helium

Recombinant DNA Lab. I'm crossing a pine tree, pumpkin and bunny --- You can use it for three holidays!

Pavlov's Cat

Biologists often consult with microbiologists.

'Wow! Oh, wait -- It's only a Nobel consolation prize.'

"Galileo, I've had about enough of all your gravity experiments!"

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

'I was just rubbing sticks together for fun -- I didn't realize I was doing basic research.'

'Max really likes those genetic markers.'

Cloning Laboratory: 'I never thought I'd work here.'

"Oh, O.K. I can sort of see it."

Goopco Oil Co. What a party! They're having a contest to see who the crudest oil molecule is!

Carl Wilhelm Scheele: "There was a great display of ores and minerals...I could not write with a molybdenite pencil."

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

"Now don't expect any miracles. I'm only a para-scientist."

'Kleinzweck has a theory that the strong nuclear force is actually tiny rolls of duct tape.'

'I'm left brained and I needed some right brains.'

"It was trick to assemble, as my lab assistant kept taking bones and burying them outside."

'This cork idea of yours is great! How do you get it out?'

Cut out and keep your own Freud.

"Please, George...not here!"

Early Scientific Fraud: Young Thomas Edison Tried to Pass off a Container Filled with Fireflies as an Incandescent Bulb.

Skeleton model kit assembly instructions.

Cambridge Dons Researching Gravity.

'Do you promise to brush up on such matters as the Large Hadron Collider?'

'Money doesn't have wings, feet or wings. My dad says that nevertheless, it disappears with the speed of light.'

"Oh please, go on, just for the weekend."

Agricultural Failures: Hydroponic Livestock.

"Norman's building a small Hadron Collider."

'Are you sure Anderson is working on the Human Genome Project?'