Silicon Valley Strategist Gifts

Looking for a clever gift for a Silicon Valley strategist? Our collection features playful and smart products that reflect the creativity and sharp thinking of those shaping the tech world. Perfect for gifting to the idea-driven, problem-solving professionals who excel in turning visions into reality. Whether they’re pitching ideas or celebrating milestones, find something that matches their inventive spirit and love for clever humor.

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"First, they take my domain, then they take my domain name."

"First, they take my domain, then they take my domain name." mockup

"First, they take my domain, then they take my domain name."

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'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.' mockup

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

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'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.' mockup

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

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'Investment charts can be complicated, son, but that usually means, 'bonuses'.'

'Investment charts can be complicated, son, but that usually means, 'bonuses'.' mockup

'Investment charts can be complicated, son, but that usually means, 'bonuses'.'

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"I AM at my usual position."

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"He loves his leaf blower."

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Investments - Founders Bear and Bull. mockup

Investments - Founders Bear and Bull.

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'When investment bankers give parental advice'

'When investment bankers give parental advice' mockup

'When investment bankers give parental advice'

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"Ed and Helen's portfolio rose 3 point today on Dave's purchase of 100 shares..."

"Ed and Helen's portfolio rose 3 point today on Dave's purchase of 100 shares..." mockup

"Ed and Helen's portfolio rose 3 point today on Dave's purchase of 100 shares..."

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"I wrote this one after my third startup failed. It’s called ‘I Got Yer App Right Here.’"

"I wrote this one after my third startup failed. It’s called ‘I Got Yer App Right Here.’" mockup

"I wrote this one after my third startup failed. It’s called ‘I Got Yer App Right Here.’"

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'See here, Flanigan ? what's this I hear about you going over my head to the computer?'

'See here, Flanigan ? what's this I hear about you going over my head to the computer?' mockup

'See here, Flanigan ? what's this I hear about you going over my head to the computer?'

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'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'

'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...' mockup

'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'

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"If you really must know, Junior, yes, you were a market correction."

"If you really must know, Junior, yes, you were a market correction." mockup

"If you really must know, Junior, yes, you were a market correction."

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"Why so aloof in here? When you're on base, you yak your ass off with every Yankee in sight."

"Why so aloof in here? When you're on base, you yak your ass off with every Yankee in sight." mockup

"Why so aloof in here? When you're on base, you yak your ass off with every Yankee in sight."

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'We were in the right place at the right time but, unfortunately, we were in the wrong time zone.'

'We were in the right place at the right time but, unfortunately, we were in the wrong time zone.' mockup

'We were in the right place at the right time but, unfortunately, we were in the wrong time zone.'

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Shareholders Meeting - We will be paying a dividend but I will not be announcing it here.

Shareholders Meeting - We will be paying a dividend but I will not be announcing it here. mockup

Shareholders Meeting - We will be paying a dividend but I will not be announcing it here.

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Punishment for the kicker.

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'I've decided to skip my senior year and go directly into an endless cycle of unrealistic expectations and failure.'

'I've decided to skip my senior year and go directly into an endless cycle of unrealistic expectations and failure.' mockup

'I've decided to skip my senior year and go directly into an endless cycle of unrealistic expectations and failure.'

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'Oh, I HATE IT when he does that thing with his mouth...TALKING!'

'Oh, I HATE IT when he does that thing with his mouth...TALKING!' mockup

'Oh, I HATE IT when he does that thing with his mouth...TALKING!'

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"I like to stay on top of things." mockup

"I like to stay on top of things."

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"Anyone can dream the impossible dream. We need to sell the impossible dream."

"Anyone can dream the impossible dream. We need to sell the impossible dream." mockup

"Anyone can dream the impossible dream. We need to sell the impossible dream."

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'Have you been talking to someone, Jenkins?'

'Have you been talking to someone, Jenkins?' mockup

'Have you been talking to someone, Jenkins?'

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'What makes you think we want to sell you son.'

'What makes you think we want to sell you son.' mockup

'What makes you think we want to sell you son.'

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'No, Bob, I haven't noticed you haven't spoken to me in 3 days... I just thought we were getting along.'

'No, Bob, I haven't noticed you haven't spoken to me in 3 days... I just thought we were getting along.' mockup

'No, Bob, I haven't noticed you haven't spoken to me in 3 days... I just thought we were getting along.'

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'Long term I like energy and transportation stocks. Short term I like lottery tickets.'

'Long term I like energy and transportation stocks. Short term I like lottery tickets.' mockup

'Long term I like energy and transportation stocks. Short term I like lottery tickets.'

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'It's a silent protest.'

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Stock market books.

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"I invested in Chinese stocks just because of my ironic sense of humor - if it goes wrong, I can't even afford a bowl of Chop Suey!"

"I invested in Chinese stocks just because of my ironic sense of humor - if it goes wrong, I can't even afford a bowl of Chop Suey!" mockup

"I invested in Chinese stocks just because of my ironic sense of humor - if it goes wrong, I can't even afford a bowl of Chop Suey!"

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"Terri and Kip make up our crazy dreamer imagineering department. Al is our get-realinator."

"Terri and Kip make up our crazy dreamer imagineering department. Al is our get-realinator." mockup

"Terri and Kip make up our crazy dreamer imagineering department. Al is our get-realinator."

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Wall Street Investing.

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To Stock Exchange

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'And remember...no sudden moves in the shoot out.'

'And remember...no sudden moves in the shoot out.' mockup

'And remember...no sudden moves in the shoot out.'

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'Today I invested in some Chinese stocks, but I felt greedy again in an hour.'

'Today I invested in some Chinese stocks, but I felt greedy again in an hour.' mockup

'Today I invested in some Chinese stocks, but I felt greedy again in an hour.'

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'Bulls and bears are my yin and yang.' mockup

'Bulls and bears are my yin and yang.'

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Silicon Valley Strategist Gifts Collection

Silicon Valley Strategist Mugs

Explore our collection of witty mugs that celebrate the innovative minds behind Silicon Valley strategies. Perfect for coffee lovers and tech enthusiasts.

Silicon Valley Strategist Pillows

Find cozy pillows featuring fun and inspiring designs for Silicon Valley innovators. A great addition to any tech-savvy workspace or home.

Silicon Valley Strategist Prints

Browse inspiring prints that highlight the ingenuity and entrepreneurial drive of Silicon Valley strategists. Perfect for decorating their office or creative space.

Silicon Valley Strategist T-Shirts

Discover t-shirts that showcase the clever and creative spirit of Silicon Valley strategists. Ideal for casual wear and making a statement.