Silicon Valley Strategist Mugs

"First, they take my domain, then they take my domain name."

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

'Investment charts can be complicated, son, but that usually means, 'bonuses'.'

"I AM at my usual position."

"He loves his leaf blower."

Investments - Founders Bear and Bull.

'When investment bankers give parental advice'

"Ed and Helen's portfolio rose 3 point today on Dave's purchase of 100 shares..."

"I wrote this one after my third startup failed. It’s called ‘I Got Yer App Right Here.’"

'See here, Flanigan ? what's this I hear about you going over my head to the computer?'

'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'

"If you really must know, Junior, yes, you were a market correction."

"Why so aloof in here? When you're on base, you yak your ass off with every Yankee in sight."

'We were in the right place at the right time but, unfortunately, we were in the wrong time zone.'

Shareholders Meeting - We will be paying a dividend but I will not be announcing it here.

Punishment for the kicker.

'I've decided to skip my senior year and go directly into an endless cycle of unrealistic expectations and failure.'

'Oh, I HATE IT when he does that thing with his mouth...TALKING!'

"I like to stay on top of things."

"Anyone can dream the impossible dream. We need to sell the impossible dream."

'Have you been talking to someone, Jenkins?'

'What makes you think we want to sell you son.'

'No, Bob, I haven't noticed you haven't spoken to me in 3 days... I just thought we were getting along.'

'Long term I like energy and transportation stocks. Short term I like lottery tickets.'

'It's a silent protest.'

Stock market books.

"I invested in Chinese stocks just because of my ironic sense of humor - if it goes wrong, I can't even afford a bowl of Chop Suey!"

"Terri and Kip make up our crazy dreamer imagineering department. Al is our get-realinator."

Wall Street Investing.

To Stock Exchange

'And remember...no sudden moves in the shoot out.'

'Today I invested in some Chinese stocks, but I felt greedy again in an hour.'

'Bulls and bears are my yin and yang.'