Silicon Valley Strategist T-Shirts

"First, they take my domain, then they take my domain name."

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

'Investment charts can be complicated, son, but that usually means, 'bonuses'.'

"I AM at my usual position."

'OK, everybody, calm down,,,'

Investments - Founders Bear and Bull.

"He loves his leaf blower."

'When investment bankers give parental advice'

"Ed and Helen's portfolio rose 3 point today on Dave's purchase of 100 shares..."

"I wrote this one after my third startup failed. It’s called ‘I Got Yer App Right Here.’"

'See here, Flanigan ? what's this I hear about you going over my head to the computer?'

"Why so aloof in here? When you're on base, you yak your ass off with every Yankee in sight."

'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'

"If you really must know, Junior, yes, you were a market correction."

Standard And P****d.

'We were in the right place at the right time but, unfortunately, we were in the wrong time zone.'

'What makes you think we want to sell you son.'

"I like to stay on top of things."

'I've decided to skip my senior year and go directly into an endless cycle of unrealistic expectations and failure.'

'Have you been talking to someone, Jenkins?'

'Oh, I HATE IT when he does that thing with his mouth...TALKING!'

"Anyone can dream the impossible dream. We need to sell the impossible dream."

Punishment for the kicker.

Shareholders Meeting - We will be paying a dividend but I will not be announcing it here.

'No, Bob, I haven't noticed you haven't spoken to me in 3 days... I just thought we were getting along.'

'Long term I like energy and transportation stocks. Short term I like lottery tickets.'

'It's a silent protest.'

"I invested in Chinese stocks just because of my ironic sense of humor - if it goes wrong, I can't even afford a bowl of Chop Suey!"

Stock market books.

Wall Street Investing.

'Today I invested in some Chinese stocks, but I felt greedy again in an hour.'

'And remember...no sudden moves in the shoot out.'

To Stock Exchange

"Terri and Kip make up our crazy dreamer imagineering department. Al is our get-realinator."