Silicon Valley Aficionado T-Shirts

"You have to admit that your chip looks a lot like their chip."

Caricature of a chicken

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

"National security adviser"

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'We need to change our luck. Let's move our headquarters to Redmond, the home of Microsoft.'

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

Cellphone Islands

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

US v.s. Tech Giants

'New Game'

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes

"I wrote this one after my third startup failed. It’s called ‘I Got Yer App Right Here.’"

"Tommy? Hi, this is daddy. How's my big boy? Sweetie, daddy needs your help."

'It's new from British Telecom...a telephone ignoring machine.'

Robot walking pet robot

"I love the fact that you're a computer genius, Erwin. I just don't like fact that you look like one."

You're gonna have to put that thing in "UFO mode."

Canine Technology

"We've been cancelled."

Keep on Truckin.

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

'Yeah, my phone folds out into a TV tray.'

'He's working on the great American requirements document.'

A man looking at a piece of art through a phone camera

Elon Musk Ditches Twitter Logo

Mad cleaning robot.

'Airbag safety feature.'

"The most obvious side-effect of having a chip implanted in my brain is a constant craving for onion dip."

"There is only one thing worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about. Lol. Winky face."

Bill stumbles upon an automated taco maker.

NASA Hits Shuffle

"Don't you ever run off again to get your oil changed without telling me."