Silent Influencer Gifts

"My assistant is more of a behind-the-scenes kind of guy."

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

'For those with books, open and follow along. For those with laptops, follow me on Twitter.'

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

"I don't post selfies because I don't want people to feel better or worse about their looks."

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

"Where have you been? This content's not going to create itself."

'And, for the student with the most hits on his or her Facebook page, the award goes to Lisa Skemley!'

From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor

"Mommy, watch, I'm living authentically!"

"We're not really fighting, mom. We just need a little drama for our YouTube channel. Subscribers equal money."

'And the wicked stepmother looked into her smartphone and said, "Selfie, selfie in my face, who's the fairest in this place?"

"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

"Perhaps more people would give heed unto the word of the Lord if the Lord had a funny blog."

'We're an international company, Mr. Zickenbarth. We've got creditors in more than 200 different countries!'

"That's right, it's @kingphilbert3rd... Yeah, with a P-H... That's him, yep, now tap "follow"..."

Creativity 2.0

Witches of Instagram

"This is off our first TikTok."

"We're staying together for the sake of our facebook page..."

Bill hits the ground running, makes a big splash early on, and rides a roller-coaster of insane popularity right into the "Where Are They Now?" Wilderness of Forgotten Celebrities.

'Your tweets have quite a following.'

"Remember when we were Instagram models?"

"I already have the perfect hashtag!"

Paranoia vs Social Currency.

"Amen. Thanks everyone, oh and don't forget to subscribe!"

"Can you take a video of me attacking the garbage so I can post it on Instagram?"

'How do I get people to visit my...'

From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor

'Enjoying a snifter of brandy by the fire...'

"I'd like to get my withdrawal in either cryptocurrency or social-media exposure."

"I only told a few friends."