Subtle Influencer Gifts

"Nothing showy, but we would like to be publicized."

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

"I don't post selfies because I don't want people to feel better or worse about their looks."

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

"Where have you been? This content's not going to create itself."

'And the wicked stepmother looked into her smartphone and said, "Selfie, selfie in my face, who's the fairest in this place?"

"Mommy, watch, I'm living authentically!"

"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

'Your tweets have quite a following.'

Witches of Instagram

"That's right, it's @kingphilbert3rd... Yeah, with a P-H... That's him, yep, now tap "follow"..."

"This is off our first TikTok."

Bill hits the ground running, makes a big splash early on, and rides a roller-coaster of insane popularity right into the "Where Are They Now?" Wilderness of Forgotten Celebrities.

"Remember when we were Instagram models?"

"I already have the perfect hashtag!"

'We're an international company, Mr. Zickenbarth. We've got creditors in more than 200 different countries!'

"Amen. Thanks everyone, oh and don't forget to subscribe!"

"Hello, and welcome to Victor and Igor's latest unboxing video."

"I'll have the sticky rack of ribs for my main course and something vegan for my Instagram post."

"Remember, if you enjoy this intercourse, don't forget to 'like and subscribe'."

"I'd like to get my withdrawal in either cryptocurrency or social-media exposure."

"My assistant is more of a behind-the-scenes kind of guy."

"I only told a few friends."