Silent Influencer Pillows

"My assistant is more of a behind-the-scenes kind of guy."

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

"I don't post selfies because I don't want people to feel better or worse about their looks."

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

"Where have you been? This content's not going to create itself."

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

'And the wicked stepmother looked into her smartphone and said, "Selfie, selfie in my face, who's the fairest in this place?"

"Mommy, watch, I'm living authentically!"

"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

"Perhaps more people would give heed unto the word of the Lord if the Lord had a funny blog."

"This is off our first TikTok."

Witches of Instagram

"That's right, it's @kingphilbert3rd... Yeah, with a P-H... That's him, yep, now tap "follow"..."

Bill hits the ground running, makes a big splash early on, and rides a roller-coaster of insane popularity right into the "Where Are They Now?" Wilderness of Forgotten Celebrities.

'We're an international company, Mr. Zickenbarth. We've got creditors in more than 200 different countries!'

'Your tweets have quite a following.'

"Remember when we were Instagram models?"

"I already have the perfect hashtag!"

"Amen. Thanks everyone, oh and don't forget to subscribe!"

'My blog has been favourited over half a million times but still no book deal!'

"I only told a few friends."

"Hello, and welcome to Victor and Igor's latest unboxing video."