Influencer Pillows

"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

You can also follow me on social media websites.

"Get closer together, closer together."

Coming to a consensus.

"One day you'll thank me for embarrassing you in front of the entire Internet."

"I didn't die. . . I just haven't been on social media much."

"If our posts make even one person feel left out, then this party was worth it."

Can't Believe This Just Happened

"Who's my little content creator?"

"Wow - he can walk on hot coals without even posting that he's walking on hot coals."

"OMG! 12 followers already...this thing could go viral."

"Not many here - but he was very popular on social media."

"Yeah yeah, nice, but how many online followers do you have?"

"Amen. Thanks everyone, oh and don't forget to subscribe!"

"I'm too busy recommending things to experience them myself."

"I already have the perfect hashtag!"

"Remember when we were Instagram models?"

"Do you think my followers will mind of 'Martin's Theory of Everything' ends after just three installments?"

"O.K., now I need a few shots of you looking concerned about the planet."

Ten Commandments T-Shirt

"I'd like to get my withdrawal in either cryptocurrency or social-media exposure."

"I'm increasing your OnlyFan subscription..."

"When adults ask what you want to be when you grow up, say Content Creator. That covers a lot of bases."

"I don't know his name, … I just know he's some sort of luminary."

"It's official, the world's gone crazy and you're in charge."

"I heard he buys all his followers online."

Witches of Instagram

"Thou doth surely have enough followers to become the Messiah."

"Elves making content for the poor influencer."

"This is off our first TikTok."

"Like, Like, Like, Like, Like, Like, Like, Like, Like, Like, Like, Like, Like, Like, Like..."

"Do you know how many followers I've got?"

Swedish TikTok

"I'm taking a break from my mental health to focus on social media."

"Take me to your social media influencer."