Influencer Pillows

Paranoia vs Social Currency.

"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

You can also follow me on social media websites.

"Get closer together, closer together."

Coming to a consensus.

'For those with books, open and follow along. For those with laptops, follow me on Twitter.'

"One day you'll thank me for embarrassing you in front of the entire Internet."

"I didn't die. . . I just haven't been on social media much."

"Who's my little content creator?"

Can't Believe This Just Happened

"Wow - he can walk on hot coals without even posting that he's walking on hot coals."

'How do I get people to visit my...'

"Not many here - but he was very popular on social media."

Follow Me on Twitter statue.

"Would it be possible to change this to something more instagrammable?"

"Amen. Thanks everyone, oh and don't forget to subscribe!"

"OMG! 12 followers already...this thing could go viral."

"Can you take a video of me attacking the garbage so I can post it on Instagram?"

"If our posts make even one person feel left out, then this party was worth it."

"Yeah yeah, nice, but how many online followers do you have?"

"I'm increasing your OnlyFan subscription..."

"I already have the perfect hashtag!"

"Remember when we were Instagram models?"

Ten Commandments T-Shirt

"I'd like to get my withdrawal in either cryptocurrency or social-media exposure."

Swedish TikTok

"Do you know how many followers I've got?"

"Like, Like, Like, Like, Like, Like, Like, Like, Like, Like, Like, Like, Like, Like, Like..."

"This is off our first TikTok."

"Elves making content for the poor influencer."

"Thou doth surely have enough followers to become the Messiah."

Witches of Instagram

"When adults ask what you want to be when you grow up, say Content Creator. That covers a lot of bases."

From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor

From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor