Social Media Influencer Pillows

"Do I need to remind you that I have a huge Internet following?"

Breakfast. Breakfast on Instgram

"Don't come into the bathroom, I'm streaming live!"

Spring branding on the Hashtag Ranch.

"Jessica tells me you have a Twitter following in the six figures."

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

"The days when that'd be enough to go viral are long gone, my friend."

"Think about it Dad: as a Social Media influencer, I could lobby gardeners around the world to plant more carrots..."

"In my day, kids wanted to grow up to be an athlete or a rich person - not a social media influencer."

"Imagine freedom 175 years from now when we can post our beauty routines for money."

Content Creator

"Say something viral."

“Hold on—wait until those people are out of the way.”

"I have a job! I'm an 'I reporter!'"

"Get closer to the leaves with the most color. C’mon, this will be a great screen saver!"

"I'm just gonna reach in my pocket real slowly, get my phone and take a few selfies with you guys. Cool?"

Trending wise.

Nuclear plant selfies

Countess Dracula's failed career as an Instagram influencer.

The steroid era vs the social media era

"Well, the alternative would be to use your social media accounts to promote toothlessness."

"Influence this."

Just sitting here kicking field goals (smiley face emoji)

"Can we take a selfie for my Instagram story?"

"Ah, well you see, they stopped being good deeds once you bragged about them on social media."

"For some reason, it looked way better on instagram."

"You don’t have to buy everything you see on Instagram."

"Wow thanks, Uncle Elon! Best inauguration ever!"

"I've decided to have a kid."

"Practicing my hate-face."

Kong's Instagram

No shirt, no shoes, no content creators.

"For far too long, we've missed out on the opportunity to profit from our videos."

"What do you want to be when you blow up?"

"Nicely done. Now merge with traffic and angrily live-stream your ill-formed political opinions."