Influencer Enthusiast Pillows

'You're an academic under achiever, unpopular, incredibly shallow and selfish...have you thought about becoming an influencer?'

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

21st century water cooler conversations.

"I don't post selfies because I don't want people to feel better or worse about their looks."

Leadership suits you

'I guess mother and baby are doing fine. She's already sending out selfies.'

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"Thank god I bought my layers."

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Men's business romper.

Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

Cat Tie

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"Could you please focus on the objective of this meeting, Tom... you can get back to your 300 followers later."

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

Digital Fomo!

Keeping warm.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Changing Minds

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

"What does it mean? Heck, I don't know! It's mystifying!"

"Before I do this, I would ask everyone to please delete the footage in the event of this not going as planned."