Influencer In Training Pillows

"Mom, the kids at school threatened to damage my brand."

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

"I don't post selfies because I don't want people to feel better or worse about their looks."

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

Changing Minds

"And to my nephew, Todd, I leave my 27 Twitter followers."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

"Where have you been? This content's not going to create itself."

'And the wicked stepmother looked into her smartphone and said, "Selfie, selfie in my face, who's the fairest in this place?"

"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

Witches of Instagram

Bill hits the ground running, makes a big splash early on, and rides a roller-coaster of insane popularity right into the "Where Are They Now?" Wilderness of Forgotten Celebrities.

"This is off our first TikTok."

'We're an international company, Mr. Zickenbarth. We've got creditors in more than 200 different countries!'

"That's right, it's @kingphilbert3rd... Yeah, with a P-H... That's him, yep, now tap "follow"..."

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'Don't you know who I am?...I've decided to pursue a career as a celebrity, so I'm developing the basic language skills used in the industry.'

"He has the tweeting skills of a man twice his age."

'Your tweets have quite a following.'

"Remember when we were Instagram models?"

"I already have the perfect hashtag!"

"Amen. Thanks everyone, oh and don't forget to subscribe!"

"My assistant is more of a behind-the-scenes kind of guy."

"I'll have the sticky rack of ribs for my main course and something vegan for my Instagram post."

"Great, the end of the world and I'm going to be first on facebook with pictures!!"