Influencer Enthusiast Mugs

'You're an academic under achiever, unpopular, incredibly shallow and selfish...have you thought about becoming an influencer?'

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

21st century water cooler conversations.

'For those with books, open and follow along. For those with laptops, follow me on Twitter.'

"I don't post selfies because I don't want people to feel better or worse about their looks."

Leadership suits you

'I guess mother and baby are doing fine. She's already sending out selfies.'

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"Thank god I bought my layers."

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

Men's business romper.

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

Cat Tie

Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.

"Could you please focus on the objective of this meeting, Tom... you can get back to your 300 followers later."

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

Jack Gleeson

"What does it mean? Heck, I don't know! It's mystifying!"

"Before I do this, I would ask everyone to please delete the footage in the event of this not going as planned."

Keeping warm.

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Digital Fomo!

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."