Influencer Aficionado Mugs

"Amen. Thanks everyone, oh and don't forget to subscribe!"

"Do you have anything in whoever the latest social media influencer is?"

"Let's follow him on social media."

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

We're here at House of Java cafe at an all-too-familiar scene. House of Java.net Cybercafe. Tommy Jones, a local boy, has been caught stealing a scone. A minor offense? Not to the cafe's proprietor. He's demanding the boy be sentenced as an adult. But I'm eight! Wahhh! Add a year to the sentence for whining and crying.

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

'For those with books, open and follow along. For those with laptops, follow me on Twitter.'

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

"I don't post selfies because I don't want people to feel better or worse about their looks."

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

Dressed for Success!

Create some buzz!

Ladies of the Creation! - No. VIII - Mary protecting the weaker sex

Creative department

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

'I know one of my shoulders is lower than the other. It's because my father's guiding hand is always on that shoulder.'

Important Food Groups

A Macaroni in 1772

Sitting in a tree

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

New Suit.

"Two vegans, please."

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

'He's written some great slogans and some great labels, but he's never written a great coupon.'

"Where have you been? This content's not going to create itself."

Valentine Day

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

The bad news is our boxer shorts are still bursting into flames. The good news is our brand recognition is through the roof

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

Out of kilter.