Quiet Influencer Pillows

'I used to get a kick out of it...it gave me a sense of belonging...But now I think I'm the only representative of the silent majority left.'

"And the meek, aided by social media pester power, shall inherit the world."

"Petersen doesn't say much, but when he does speak people listen!"

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"I don't post selfies because I don't want people to feel better or worse about their looks."

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

"Where have you been? This content's not going to create itself."

"Mommy, watch, I'm living authentically!"

'And the wicked stepmother looked into her smartphone and said, "Selfie, selfie in my face, who's the fairest in this place?"

"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

"That's right, it's @kingphilbert3rd... Yeah, with a P-H... That's him, yep, now tap "follow"..."

"This is off our first TikTok."

Bill hits the ground running, makes a big splash early on, and rides a roller-coaster of insane popularity right into the "Where Are They Now?" Wilderness of Forgotten Celebrities.

Witches of Instagram

'We're an international company, Mr. Zickenbarth. We've got creditors in more than 200 different countries!'

"I already have the perfect hashtag!"

'Your tweets have quite a following.'

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'Don't you know who I am?...I've decided to pursue a career as a celebrity, so I'm developing the basic language skills used in the industry.'

"Remember when we were Instagram models?"

"Amen. Thanks everyone, oh and don't forget to subscribe!"

"Hello, and welcome to Victor and Igor's latest unboxing video."

"I'll have the sticky rack of ribs for my main course and something vegan for my Instagram post."

"I'd like to get my withdrawal in either cryptocurrency or social-media exposure."

"I only told a few friends."

"My assistant is more of a behind-the-scenes kind of guy."

"Remember, if you enjoy this intercourse, don't forget to 'like and subscribe'."