Mini Influencer Pillows

"I thought I'd be a successful fashion blogger by now."

"Mommy, watch, I'm living authentically!"

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

'Why don't you come to my birthday party? It'll be a great place for networking...'

"The sandbox has WiFi!"

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

"We've decided that it will be better for his later development if we speak to him only in legalese."

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

"And to my nephew, Todd, I leave my 27 Twitter followers."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

'And, for the student with the most hits on his or her Facebook page, the award goes to Lisa Skemley!'

'The ten commandments have all been reduced to tweets.'

"Well, the alternative would be to use your social media accounts to promote toothlessness."

"What do you want to be when you blow up?"

"Perhaps more people would give heed unto the word of the Lord if the Lord had a funny blog."

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'Don't you know who I am?...I've decided to pursue a career as a celebrity, so I'm developing the basic language skills used in the industry.'

"We're staying together for the sake of our facebook page..."

"Baldo, why do you make fun of my playing?"

"This deserves an Instagram photo. Would you mind taking a picture of someone washing the dishes when I'm done?"

"He has the tweeting skills of a man twice his age."

"May I recommend our Seared Filet with Lobster Cream Sauce? It's very photogenic."

"Influence this."

'We're an international company, Mr. Zickenbarth. We've got creditors in more than 200 different countries!'

"I have a job! I'm an 'I reporter!'"

'No-one buys these stylish frames for their eyes, usually it's for their Facebook photo's.'

"Great, the end of the world and I'm going to be first on facebook with pictures!!"

'My blog has been favourited over half a million times but still no book deal!'

Happy Tots Day Care.

How do I love me? Let me count the ways. Ok. You have 18,523 selfies.

“Hold on—wait until those people are out of the way.”

"My assistant is more of a behind-the-scenes kind of guy."

"I just tweeted a chirp."