Mini Influencer Mugs

"I thought I'd be a successful fashion blogger by now."

"Mommy, watch, I'm living authentically!"

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

'Why don't you come to my birthday party? It'll be a great place for networking...'

"The sandbox has WiFi!"

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

"We've decided that it will be better for his later development if we speak to him only in legalese."

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

"And to my nephew, Todd, I leave my 27 Twitter followers."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

"What do you want to be when you blow up?"

"Well, the alternative would be to use your social media accounts to promote toothlessness."

'The ten commandments have all been reduced to tweets.'

"Perhaps more people would give heed unto the word of the Lord if the Lord had a funny blog."

'We're an international company, Mr. Zickenbarth. We've got creditors in more than 200 different countries!'

"May I recommend our Seared Filet with Lobster Cream Sauce? It's very photogenic."

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'Don't you know who I am?...I've decided to pursue a career as a celebrity, so I'm developing the basic language skills used in the industry.'

"Influence this."

"This deserves an Instagram photo. Would you mind taking a picture of someone washing the dishes when I'm done?"

"He has the tweeting skills of a man twice his age."

"So you can tweet. That's why you have to learn the alphabet."

"My assistant is more of a behind-the-scenes kind of guy."

"I have a job! I'm an 'I reporter!'"

"Great, the end of the world and I'm going to be first on facebook with pictures!!"

'My blog has been favourited over half a million times but still no book deal!'

“Hold on—wait until those people are out of the way.”

'Does a blog count as being published.'

The power of the blog.