Mini Influencers Pillows

'Wanna come out and play?'

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

"We've decided that it will be better for his later development if we speak to him only in legalese."

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

"Mommy, watch, I'm living authentically!"

"Perhaps more people would give heed unto the word of the Lord if the Lord had a funny blog."

'I won't be writing this year, you can find my list on my blog.'

"He has the tweeting skills of a man twice his age."

"We've made $7.50. Can we retire yet?"

"Eye of Newt, wing of bat, let's instagram it!"

"Great, the end of the world and I'm going to be first on facebook with pictures!!"

'My blog has been favourited over half a million times but still no book deal!'

'When I'm a CEO on Wall Street this will make a wonderful anecdote.'

"So you can tweet. That's why you have to learn the alphabet."

'Does a blog count as being published.'

The power of the blog.

"He started talking yesterday. It didn't take him long to start a podcast."

"When I grow up, I want to impeach a president."

"I didn't even know Smallville had a set!"

"Find out who put a 100 dollar bill in the suggestion box. This person has potential!"

'Tweet, tweet...Acme Bird Seed is the best, tweet.'

"I find if I say we're having hashtag broccoli or hastag brussel sprouts, they are more apt to eat them."

"I've got news for you. Kids don't have a union and doing your homework is not negotiable."

"Just wait until you read my tweets."

"Better yet, let's call it a cure for the virus."

No toxic waste in my backyard!