Spellbinding Influencers Pillows

"Eye of Newt, wing of bat, let's instagram it!"

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

'For those with books, open and follow along. For those with laptops, follow me on Twitter.'

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

"I don't post selfies because I don't want people to feel better or worse about their looks."

Changing Minds

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

"We've won control of the congress. Our next objective is to win control of the media."

"Where have you been? This content's not going to create itself."

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor

'And, for the student with the most hits on his or her Facebook page, the award goes to Lisa Skemley!'

'And the wicked stepmother looked into her smartphone and said, "Selfie, selfie in my face, who's the fairest in this place?"

"We're not really fighting, mom. We just need a little drama for our YouTube channel. Subscribers equal money."

"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

"Perhaps more people would give heed unto the word of the Lord if the Lord had a funny blog."

"He has the tweeting skills of a man twice his age."

Creativity 2.0

"That's right, it's @kingphilbert3rd... Yeah, with a P-H... That's him, yep, now tap "follow"..."

Witches of Instagram

"This is off our first TikTok."

"We're staying together for the sake of our facebook page..."

Bill hits the ground running, makes a big splash early on, and rides a roller-coaster of insane popularity right into the "Where Are They Now?" Wilderness of Forgotten Celebrities.

'Your tweets have quite a following.'

"Remember when we were Instagram models?"

"I already have the perfect hashtag!"

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

'We're an international company, Mr. Zickenbarth. We've got creditors in more than 200 different countries!'

Paranoia vs Social Currency.

"Amen. Thanks everyone, oh and don't forget to subscribe!"

"Can you take a video of me attacking the garbage so I can post it on Instagram?"

'How do I get people to visit my...'

"My assistant is more of a behind-the-scenes kind of guy."

"I only told a few friends."