Infant Influencer Pillows

"We've decided that it will be better for his later development if we speak to him only in legalese."

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"I don't post selfies because I don't want people to feel better or worse about their looks."

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

Baby rocks!

"Where have you been? This content's not going to create itself."

"Mommy, watch, I'm living authentically!"

'And the wicked stepmother looked into her smartphone and said, "Selfie, selfie in my face, who's the fairest in this place?"

"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

"He has the tweeting skills of a man twice his age."

'We're an international company, Mr. Zickenbarth. We've got creditors in more than 200 different countries!'

'Your tweets have quite a following.'

"This is off our first TikTok."

Witches of Instagram

Businessman with briefcase pushes stroller with baby and its briefcase.

"That's right, it's @kingphilbert3rd... Yeah, with a P-H... That's him, yep, now tap "follow"..."

"It's time we discuss menopause and climax change."

Bill hits the ground running, makes a big splash early on, and rides a roller-coaster of insane popularity right into the "Where Are They Now?" Wilderness of Forgotten Celebrities.

"Remember when we were Instagram models?"

"I already have the perfect hashtag!"

"Amen. Thanks everyone, oh and don't forget to subscribe!"

"Remember, if you enjoy this intercourse, don't forget to 'like and subscribe'."

"I'll have the sticky rack of ribs for my main course and something vegan for my Instagram post."

"Hello, and welcome to Victor and Igor's latest unboxing video."

"I'd like to get my withdrawal in either cryptocurrency or social-media exposure."

"My assistant is more of a behind-the-scenes kind of guy."