Mini Influencers T-Shirts

'Wanna come out and play?'

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

"We've decided that it will be better for his later development if we speak to him only in legalese."

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

'And, for the student with the most hits on his or her Facebook page, the award goes to Lisa Skemley!'

"Mommy, watch, I'm living authentically!"

"Perhaps more people would give heed unto the word of the Lord if the Lord had a funny blog."

'I won't be writing this year, you can find my list on my blog.'

"Eye of Newt, wing of bat, let's instagram it!"

"We're staying together for the sake of our facebook page..."

"He has the tweeting skills of a man twice his age."

"We've made $7.50. Can we retire yet?"

"I just tweeted a chirp."

"Great, the end of the world and I'm going to be first on facebook with pictures!!"

'No-one buys these stylish frames for their eyes, usually it's for their Facebook photo's.'

'My blog has been favourited over half a million times but still no book deal!'

"So you can tweet. That's why you have to learn the alphabet."

'When I'm a CEO on Wall Street this will make a wonderful anecdote.'

Happy Tots Day Care.

'Does a blog count as being published.'

The power of the blog.

"Find out who put a 100 dollar bill in the suggestion box. This person has potential!"

"He started talking yesterday. It didn't take him long to start a podcast."

"I didn't even know Smallville had a set!"

"When I grow up, I want to impeach a president."

'Tweet, tweet...Acme Bird Seed is the best, tweet.'

"Better yet, let's call it a cure for the virus."

"Just wait until you read my tweets."

"I find if I say we're having hashtag broccoli or hastag brussel sprouts, they are more apt to eat them."

"I've got news for you. Kids don't have a union and doing your homework is not negotiable."

No toxic waste in my backyard!

Student Council. Ernie's no longer on the student council, but he's sticking around as a lobbyist.