Signature Sceptic Gifts

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Fear/Knowledge

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

"It's such a lovely day!"

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

'It's not for myself, you understand."

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

Another Bigfoot sighting...

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

Channelling on the Cheap

'Do you believe in reincarnation?' - 'I don't now, but I did when I was Napoleon.'

Follow Science or Your Weird Sky God

Rumors, lies and innuendo.

'See, dear, you can't believe everything you read. It says so right here on the internet!'

'If I've learned anything, it's believe half of what's in the newspapers, and even less of what's in your e-mail.'

'Oh my!...Corn circles, Roswell, aliens, pyramids - there's a connection!...'

The new Physics

"About the vaccine, I read online that it was so Bill Gates could inject us with CHIPS!"

"We fell for this last time remember..."

"Finally, a succinct corporate mission statement."

"And he had it peer-reviewed by his fellow pseudoscientists."

'I might give you the benefit of the doubt. But I doubt it.'

Asteroid Denying Dinosaur vs. Asteroid Believing Dinosaur.

IRS, 'I think we should audit this one, sir -- his signature looks shaky.'

'Remember, son, don't believe any thing you hear and only half of what you see.'

''Tree of Knowledge,' eh? - Has it been fact-checked?'

"Call me crazy, but this guy is really starting to worry me..."

"I'm back from Russia. Putin offered me a Dacha to say he's an honest man."

Govt. UK led by Seance

"According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything."

America's funniest investment scams

"You can't fool people all of the time, but you can get a lot of them to believe fake news!"