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Fear/Knowledge

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

'It's not for myself, you understand."

Another Bigfoot sighting...

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"

Channelling on the Cheap

'Do you believe in reincarnation?' - 'I don't now, but I did when I was Napoleon.'

Rumors, lies and innuendo.

'See, dear, you can't believe everything you read. It says so right here on the internet!'

'Oh my!...Corn circles, Roswell, aliens, pyramids - there's a connection!...'

The new Physics

'If I've learned anything, it's believe half of what's in the newspapers, and even less of what's in your e-mail.'

"Finally, a succinct corporate mission statement."

"And he had it peer-reviewed by his fellow pseudoscientists."

"We fell for this last time remember..."

"About the vaccine, I read online that it was so Bill Gates could inject us with CHIPS!"

'I might give you the benefit of the doubt. But I doubt it.'

Asteroid Denying Dinosaur vs. Asteroid Believing Dinosaur.

'Remember, son, don't believe any thing you hear and only half of what you see.'

IRS, 'I think we should audit this one, sir -- his signature looks shaky.'

"I'm back from Russia. Putin offered me a Dacha to say he's an honest man."

Govt. UK led by Seance

"According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything."

''Tree of Knowledge,' eh? - Has it been fact-checked?'

"Call me crazy, but this guy is really starting to worry me..."

America's funniest investment scams

'You cant do anything these days without someone suspecting your motives. . . there is only one way out. . . inaction.'

"You can't fool people all of the time, but you can get a lot of them to believe fake news!"