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NO PARKING, from here to eternity.

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

Alternative Medicine

'A 'D' in physics and biology, an 'A' in reading aloud. What will ever become of this kid?'

"I do love you, Jerry, but it's somewhere below the conscious level."

"If we evolved from stupid people, why are there stupid people still around?"

Cupid misses his shot.

"I don't love you anymore, Barry, but I still think you're a great American."

'Would you like to come in for a rejection?'

First clue that the latest medical breakthrough isn't quite there yet - 'Don't worry, I had the same thing...'

'My philosophy has always been, sell advice, don't follow it.'

"I tolerate you too. With all my heart."

'You remind me of my ex-ex-ex.'

"If only I liked you a little more and you liked like me a little less."

"What I like about intelligent design is that it explains everything will proving nothing."

"Running is great. Unless you compare it with not running."

Yes, but.

'I was born with math immunity, so I'm special. I know that.'

"If they de-regulate this place, we wouldn't have to do all those boring scientific tests."

'Are you ready to get hurt again?'

In a career limiting move, Reginald decided to give Albert's latest theory some frank and fearless feedback.

"Oh, you were on automatic pilot? And what about her? Was she on automatic pilot, too?"

"I totally meant to do that."

'You can do whatever you want, Herb, but I sure wouldn't take advice from a bowl of alphabet soup!'

'No wonder the divorce rate is so high!'

"Solar flares may be a contributing factor or perhaps it's a negative vibe sensitivity...."

GOP presidental candidates on science!: 'Billions for astrollogers! Zero for astronomers!' s

Second Thoughts Wedding

'It's just a conspiracy by scientists to get funding.'

Documentation Please

"Recent studies now show that people who use the aphorism ‘whatever doesn’t kill you makes you stronger’ have compromised immune systems."