Manual Sceptic Gifts

'And what do you do for a living Duncan?' 'I write instruction manuals for computers.'

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

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"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

"We fell for this last time remember..."

"Sure, it's Good News, but is it fake news?"

"He's not a big fan of micromanaging."

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"Dont believe anything those guys have told you. None of it. It's all B.S."

'The cow jumped over the moon? The mouse ran up the clock? Steroids, right?'

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'

Telling Self to Buzz Off

'I have great job security since management doesn't even know I work here.'

Holy Roller Church: We accept all denominations, but we are especially fond of $20, $50, $100, & $500...

'I hope there's something better on the 'other side'!..'

'OK, now you've seen it...'

"Anyway, it turned out that god was a ruddy algorithm after all!"

"Oh, I know He works in mysterious ways, but if I worked that mysteriously I'd get fired."

'It may look that way... But actually, I'm an atheist

"Nothing is as it seems, my son."

"and what are you giving up for lent, Reverend?" "Religion"

"Do I look like a wise man to you?"

'Do I ever wonder about a higher power? No, I wonder what's on TV.'

'How do we know YOU'RE not bearing false witness?'

Egomaniacs Anonymous - "There's nothing anonymous about me!"

House of Wishful Thinking

'This one contains the commandments that will make people ENJOY life! Ha ha, just kidding.'

Descartes's Demon

Actual Results May Vary

'Can I trust a Doctor whose prescriptions have absolutely no side effects?'

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Shut Yer Yapper and be Happy, Loser! There's a ton of so-called simple self-help books. The five most important questions: 7 habits of highly effective people: 7 steps to living at your fullest potential. Too many steps! She's going to be filthy rich.